Primal Diet Part 2

Don't listen to Cartoons! Just because Cavemen looked weird and talked strange didn't mean they were dumb. In fact, They were smarter than us! Yes, They spoke Caveman but think of this, what normal American could think up a new alphabet and language the day they were born??? None of us. Except the Cavemen! Babies are cavemen THEY SPEAK CAVEMEN!!! Until we feed them SAD Diet food. All the No's I said in the last page is what makes you weak and what leads to stomach problems and other scary stuff. THE LEADERS OF OUR COUNTRY IS LYING! You should not eat a bunch of wheat and gluten and very little meat,veggies,fruits,and berries. THE DOCTORS SKIP NUTRTION LESSONS!!!! Hmm... weird. Who wants to live to 103 or more? Me! Well, Do the Paleo Diet! The reason the cavemen did this diet and didn't live till 103 is because they got eaten by tigers. But tests show what we can survive VERY long on this diet! Okay, Okay. Some places want you to eat wheat and other unpaleo stuff that is OK unless you want to break the rules that is OK to and I would prefer it. Whatever you choose. If you say "Yes" to this diet HELLO CAVEMAN OR CAVEGIRL! If not that is fine. Remember this: If you can not pronounce the ingredients DON'T EAT IT!!!